So weds morning maybe bright, maybe early. Actually at or about 0830ish, rain or shine, and any other this and that’s that correlate or convey that we’re working out, you know what I mean! Weds the yard will once again spool up and make you a healthier, happier person. Assuming you come out and enjoy the sweetest little slice of workout heaven you’ve seen in at least the last day or so! And don’t forget punching me in the tummy tums! Given recent events, pun intended, I would think that part would be more popular than ever. But, whatever gets your milk shake to the yard! And if you got that reference and that song is now in your head, you are very welcome! So come out, be a part of something bigger than all of us, enjoy fun, fitness, brother/ sisterhood and the low grade nausea of pushing yourself a little harder than usual! I’ll be bringing all the club bells and if that weren’t enough, the new monkey kettle bell. If you haven’t seen it, ask Bob lights out Luddy about it! Bob was recently quoted as saying,” that monkey kettle bell is cool as the other side of the pillow!” That very kettle bell will be there for your slinging pleasure! Weds and! You know it a repeat on Thursday morning! Say what!? Two days in row to…… You know…. You member! Member? Put your name on it! Walt
Hello yard warrior nation! So I won’t be at the yard today. My schedule has changed, but not my commitment to our collective fitness and the sweet, sweet smell of camaraderie and fellowship! This week and next it will be weds and Thursday morning, at about 0830ish! See you then!
Surprisingly this email regards the yard! And you attendance of! This morning! You know the sweet little venue! 0830 ish! Hooray! Put your name on it! Walt
Impromptu yard workout in the morning! 0830! Listen to me! Go to the yard, go to the yard! You like the yard. These are not the droids you’re looking for. You will put your name on it. At the yard…..
Yard called called due to rainy rain! Monday morning though! On the reg!
You know what time it is hoss and hosses! The Yard email is back! Short and sweet cause calls need a runnin, and grammer is on the back burner! Tomorrow morning, it’s going down at the place you all love to love, The Yard! 0830ish barring any beatings laid upon me from M28 tonight! I see you Theresa Peery, no call, no show, no good missy! We’re building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude! Everybody come out and join the fiasco that is the Yard. But like all fiascos, it’s fun. I won’t go on and on about how the yard links us all together in an invisible energy field, or how I correlate it to Quantum entanglement, no sir! You just know it feels good, you look good, and we all get on our high horse of camaraderie together! You, yeah, you! Come on out and get your proverbial swerve, swagger, or groove on! Summers coming! You know it! We all wanna strut our stuff, high steppin our fine selves down to Florida like Travis Tritt! It starts at the Yard! Everyone wants to be buff, nobody wants to slang these heavy kettle bells! Yeah! Slang! Save your, “you might be a redneck jokes”, Foxworthy’s net worth is 55 million. See you tomorrow yard Warrior nation. Be there or be obtuse! Come out and put your name on it! Walt